Kent Island

Kent Island, "you know the strip of land you hit for 2 minutes, once you go over the bay bridge". The Island that gets cold every winter! The place that everyone tries to escape that lives there but always ends up right back to mommy and daddy's house. Being a teenager on Kent Island means that high intake of drugs is required (i mean, sheesshh what else you gonna do?!). "Thee Island"

Kent Island is a blackhole :O)

by Miss Minkey July 8, 2011

Long Island

To all of you who are dissing Long Island:

You guys have absolutely no idea what you are talking about! Not all of Long Island is rural, in fact, little of it is. And not all parts of Long Island are wealthy, either. My family happens to be middle-class. I go to public school, and don't live in a rich neighborhood. Long Island is also home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. And to whoever said that Long Island is absoultely no where near New York City, please get your facts straight. I live one hour away from the city - that sure is far, yeahh. ::rolls eyes::
Long Island is an awesome place to be, and don't diss it until you have seen how nice it is!!

If you live in the state of New York, you ARE a New Yorker.

by LacrosseRulez07 June 6, 2005

Mystic Island

A scummy pit stop along the Jersey shore. The area is mostly inhabited by drug addicts, alcoholics, and teenagers who think they are bad-ass. A majority of these people also believe that they are somehow affiliated with the crips, the bloods, or thelatin kings. Even the pree-teens think they're cool because they steal cigarette butts out of the Italian American's garbage cans after senior citizens have smoked them down to nubs. Everyone who lives in Mystic is on welfare or does so many drugs that they somehow magically qualify for disability.

The air in Mystic often wreaks of dirty vagina, asshole, and pot. Occasional there is a strange 'moving cloud of stink' that originates in lower mystic (from welfare housing) and somehow systematically moves around the entire island, making it stink of cat piss.

Don't ever come to Mystic Island. You'll get addicted to Heroin and you'll never be able to scrub the odor of pot and cat piss out of your clothes, regardless of how many showers you take with brillo pads.

If you come to Mystic Islands, the toxins in the air will kill you with ten years. Or you'll live forever at the cost of your soul.

by Some_Necrophile January 11, 2012

Mercer Island

An island in proximity to Seattle, Bellevue, and many other Western Washington cities. While rumored to be a stuck-up, rich community, it actually is filled with nice, oftentimes middle-class families. It just goes to show that stereotypes are not always accurate. In fact, more often than not, they are far from it.

And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.

Insert name of Generic Ignorant person here: LULZ M-EYE SUKKS! MERCER ISLAND IZ FO RICHH FAGBAGZ!

Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.

by Hmm...what should my name be? May 16, 2007

Desert Island

Where one takes the very best works of art.

"Hey Ozzy Osbourne, what ten British albums would you take to a desert island?"
"Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Band on the Run, So, Dark Side of the Moon, Abbey Road, Imagine, Blizzard of Ozz, Led Zeppelin, and Machine Head."

by Conrade November 29, 2006

coney island whale

Once one uses a condom in the projects of coney island, it is tossed out the window into the water. As it floats in the ocean it is called "a coney island whale"

1. Hahahahaha that nukka just swam into a coney island whale
2. Stop being such a coney island whale

by liquidswordz April 17, 2008

staten island iced tea

A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.

What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!

by jmasilotti July 14, 2014