Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

by susiepostedup December 26, 2010

post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper March 3, 2011

Post it up

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."

Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.

by Jeffrey Giraffe December 26, 2008