Grass

Something you haven’t touched in ages

Go. Touch. Some. Grass

by Purrrito September 8, 2021

grass

green or brown carpet outside.

the grass is soft

by professionel March 20, 2023

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Grass

The anti henry

Henry will never touch grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025

Grass Nest

n. A clump of grass used to tilt the angle on a camera during a timered shot.

I was taking intense myspace shots with a grass nest to steady the camera

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009