hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive

After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies

hambontontionies by jack off December 21, 2003

hobo cereal

A method of eating cereal without using a spoon or bowl.

To eat hobo cereal, one first puts the dry cereal from either the box or a baggie directly into their mouth without chewing it, then takes a drink of milk from a carton or coffee cup and eats it like they would normal cereal.

When I'm late for work in the morning and don't have time to make myself breakfast, I pack some hobo cereal and eat it on the way.

hobo cereal by The Fifth Floor August 10, 2010

Hobo Jungle 

A very hairy pubic/ass region on a male or female. Usually rife with sweat and ensuing smells.

That broad was hot but she had a serious Hobo Jungle going on. Or , "I need a shower. My Hobo Jungle is reaching Rainforest proportions"

Hobo Jungle by lamachine June 30, 2011

Himbo 

A dumb or naive man, who, despite looking like an asshole Chad, is actually sweet, respectful, and kind. Typically large, beefy, and relatively handsome, but friendly. Gentle giants, if you will. Perhaps the best example of a himbo is the Number One Hero, Japan's Symbol of Peace and resident fruitcake All Might. He is large, strong and dummy thick but also on the simpler side of things when it comes to certain personal relations while extremely kind and respectful to everyone. He is also incredibly innocent and unaware of many events happening around him, as most himbos are.

Oh no Dave I want to get away but my dummy thick himbo asscheeks keep alerting the villains

Himbo by I_Know_His_Exact_Measurements February 14, 2022

Hobo

slang for a homeless person; often derogatory.

Hobo by Anonymous August 9, 2003

hobo

smelly people who spent all their money on boos and if you give them your hard earned money they will buy some vodka so give it to them.
yet occasionally they get like some crack and sniff it hardcore till there flat on their back.

KID: mommy what is a hobo
MOMMY: your daddy honey

hobo by scott reiter April 21, 2004

Hambon 

Hãm-bŏn (n)
French origin, used by French as a derogatory term

Ill-bred, inbred and unsightly little Welshmen.

Everyone is Wales is hambon!

Hambon by The real Craig David August 25, 2005