Harry Blanks

When a man who has had a vasectomy gives someone a t-bag!

After Jen passed out Billy (who has been snipped) gave her the Harry Blanks! I bet that'll leave a bad taste in her mouth.

by bucsfan13 August 31, 2011

Harry Levitt

Harry Levitt is someone of a Godly figure and has a very large penis. So large that when he gets a boner he passes out.

Let us pray to Harry Levitt

by mr blobby123az October 16, 2011

Hairy Nachos

The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.

"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."

by Toe-Knee88 April 25, 2012

Hairy Douglas

Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead

"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.

by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013

Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

harry gamble

When you have sex with a European stranger.

Visiting Paris this weekend will be quite the Harry Gamble!

by Cherrio12345 October 6, 2013

hairy fern hole

An Anus. Typically used as an insult.

"Shut up you hairy fern hole!"

by Xwillhambrad March 17, 2014