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Gooning

Doing some real
Gang gang stuff
by Tno October 10, 2020
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Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any kind of media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~

Prime Examples of Ethical Gooning
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Gooning

The act of pleasuring yourself in the ways of agartha (jewish magic).
“Gooning to ehan using agartha
by willshezhad December 1, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.
Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner
by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025
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goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.
bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.
by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024
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gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023
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