granny geek 

A person under 30 that goes to sleep before midnight! ! !

lauren went to sleep at 10 o'clock, what a granny geek.

granny geek by Granny Geek October 5, 2007

Band Geek 

Mike Dixon. the epitimy of band geek. he teaches little kids to be band geeks.

Mike Dixon, what a band geek, big-nosed, glowworm.

Band Geek by The Whole Entire World March 10, 2005

control geek 

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

control geek by CyAdora August 18, 2011

Band Geek 

A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?

Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"

Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."

Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"

Band Geek- "Um ok."

Band Geek by Kill1349Chief February 3, 2009

band geek 

people who aren't cool enough to be orch dorks

Band Geek: Hey look at that squirrel holding a acorn!
Orch Dork: OMG THAT SQUIRREL HAS AN ACORN IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

band geek by ORCH DORKS 4EVR March 28, 2010

sneak-geek 

Sneak-geeking is slipping a nerd-culture reference into conversation without anyone noticing.

"You totally sneak-geeked that Guild reference into that business meeting.

sneak-geek by rawrchiteuthis September 9, 2011

band geek 

losers that read books and wear pocket protectors.

Lindsey is a Band Geek

band geek by kevin r September 19, 2007