Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

front bummy

the front of a womans bummy, though can be used to refer to a mans front bummy.

"stop touching my front bummy"

by Chindia August 21, 2008

front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

Front Twerkin

The act of thrusting one's dong satchel back and forth in a twerking motion.

Since the age of 12, the boy has been front twerkin like Peter North.

by Uncle Boner July 10, 2015