Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others

Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?

by thatguyreally1000 June 4, 2024

North Boston Front

If someone is from the North Boston Front, It means that they aren't real.

My Girlfriend is real! She's just on a vacation at the North Boston Front!

by throwaway6969420 October 31, 2019