Rule of Friday

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.

Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday

by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017

No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 17, 2019

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

tricky is from friday night funkin

A completely untrue statement.

5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin

me: *kills the lil shit*

by CrungleChugger97 October 29, 2021

Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022