Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand December 01, 2022
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Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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grandma grass

this isnt grandma grass
by Nobel6OfReach July 11, 2022
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Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
by Hahaha bad February 09, 2022
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Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch
Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today
by Bmaybs09 February 27, 2021
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Grandma daddy

Is a superior male that is wise and good natured and caring like grandmother would be but yet Jack of all trades can make or fix anything.
I love my grandma daddy he does everything for me
by June 05, 2021
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