That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
by Gabee74 November 02, 2023
A dance move based off the gesture of feeding a swan.
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
A sex position in which the man is feed his d to the swan( girl).
by Hugh G.. Rection April 14, 2021
Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 07, 2022
by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017