PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.
Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
by Zalixar November 19, 2009
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All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap
by Tuckered out November 03, 2010
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Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
by aceofspades8 January 29, 2018
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double tap fap

A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.
"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"
by JRock21 June 06, 2014
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Computer Aided Fap (CAF)

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.
Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2015
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Brap brap fap

The moment when the perpetrator of a high school massacre lays down one weapon and takes up another.
"Dude, I hear Denzil had a wank after shooting all those kids. All that killing really got his juices flowing."

"A brap brap fap. God, that is so sick."

"In a good way."
by Brapbrapfap December 07, 2011
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Your Grandpap can't fap

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.
Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*
by CaptainAdventure March 19, 2018
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