Dry Your Fanny

An act which is to be recommended when someone is getting wound up by an otherwise trivial matter.

"I don't see why you're getting so agitated, Marlene - its only pornography. Dry your fanny!"

by Koko Skillachi February 20, 2006

massive stinky fanny

a fanny which is not only massive, but also stinky.

By Jove, Smithers, your mother truly does have a massive stinky fanny!

by Stankin' Ass Ho April 15, 2004

Foward fanny pack

A male gunt

Wow look at his Foward fanny pack! It's huge

by Guntlord116 August 8, 2016

slamming granny in the fanny

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Fanny Pack Whack

(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.

This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.

by eaglize November 5, 2006

E' Ya Fanny

Scottish term derived from Tayside as an insult to those of low intelligence or directed at someone who has done something stupid. Can also be used to gain the attention of someone with equally disabled accent.

Jenny - E' Ya Fanny!
John - I, Whats up.

by Andy Buffoon March 14, 2004

Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010