brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.

I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.

by db_astra1 January 25, 2011

Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

Foot Finger

A toe but for people who don’t know toe

Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?

by ryuisshook June 24, 2018

Stink Finger Lloyd

When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands

Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.

by Richard strokers step daughter May 29, 2020

Pieck Finger

Best girl from Attack on Titan. Appears in season 4 and is the "cart titan" of Marley. She has the best ass (as all best girls do) and is often called thicc Pieck

With the introduction of that Pieck Finger, I believe that AoT has reached its Pieck... get it?

by VVblue April 10, 2022

Bassist's Finger

Bassist's Finger is a condition among most finger picking bassists,that when blisters form and break on the Thumb, index finger , middle finger,and/or (sometimes) ring fingers of the strumming hand and create sores about the size of a water drop on the finger. Generally the blisters appear after a lot of slap/pluck technique or strumming in general for a allotted period of time.

Person 1. Dude! What happened to your finger?

Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.

Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!

by YoTuBa February 12, 2010