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Facebook Hero

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.
As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.
by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017
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Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.
Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.
by bubba luva March 20, 2017
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Facebook Jockey

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
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facebook emo

a person who will seem perfectly normal during most forms of communication (texting, talking, email, etc.) but upon using facebook chat they assume a new persona such that they seem as if they are depressed, suicidal, or otherwise interested is hurting themselves.
boy1)hey have you ever talked to that Jim guy?
boy2)yeah he seems pretty cool, why?
boy1)well he sent me a friend request on facebook last night so i started chatting with...
boy2)so what?
boy1)he got really depressing.
boy2)dude hes a total facebook emo.
by facebookemokid March 17, 2011
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Facebook Hero

When someone on Facebook makes a status that nobody gives a fuck about and they think they are being a hero instead of actually helping, pissing off everyone who reads the status. These people are known to be big drama queens who just want attention.
Person 1: Look at beckys status again
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?

example of a status:

See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3
by Lolbuttz May 24, 2012
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Facebook material

Information that you don't mind sharing with the rest of the world.

Aka Fb material
Person 1: Hey I think i saw you and Janet the other day in the park.
Person 2: Yeah, keep that within yourself for a while man. Our relation isn't ''Facebook material'' yet.
by tq4zap February 13, 2012
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Facebook Flatline

When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
by BLT Tipster March 17, 2011
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