Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Facebook Hero

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.

As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.

by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017

Facebook Jockey

The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.

- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!

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by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013

Facebook material

Information that you don't mind sharing with the rest of the world.

Aka Fb material

Person 1: Hey I think i saw you and Janet the other day in the park.
Person 2: Yeah, keep that within yourself for a while man. Our relation isn't ''Facebook material'' yet.

by tq4zap February 13, 2012

Facebook Hero

When someone on Facebook makes a status that nobody gives a fuck about and they think they are being a hero instead of actually helping, pissing off everyone who reads the status. These people are known to be big drama queens who just want attention.

Person 1: Look at beckys status again
Person 2: Who does she think she is, a Facebook Hero?

example of a status:

See that girl you made fun of, her mom just died. See that boy whos ugly, he's depressed. See that boy you beat up, he is poor and his parents are getting divorced. Repost this if you care <3

by Lolbuttz May 24, 2012

facebook emo

a person who will seem perfectly normal during most forms of communication (texting, talking, email, etc.) but upon using facebook chat they assume a new persona such that they seem as if they are depressed, suicidal, or otherwise interested is hurting themselves.

boy1)hey have you ever talked to that Jim guy?
boy2)yeah he seems pretty cool, why?
boy1)well he sent me a friend request on facebook last night so i started chatting with...
boy2)so what?
boy1)he got really depressing.
boy2)dude hes a total facebook emo.

by facebookemokid March 17, 2011

Facebook Hooligan

someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.

"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"

"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan

by bunnyhunter March 14, 2011