egg warmer

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy

oh shes a good egg warmer

by kyleigh G. November 18, 2006

Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010

Egg Nog

A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.

She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.

by Dr. Knob January 1, 2009

Egg in a Bun

A very short, chubby penis.

"So, how'd it go with Liam last night?"

"Oh my god, that guy totally has an egg in a bun!!" >_<

by SpottedDick March 31, 2009

egg harbor

when something is lame - also: eggy

This scene is egg harbor.

It's totally eggy around here.

by winslow October 9, 2003

Egg Harbor Township

Only the biggest lousiest place in the middle of nowhere. Sure there are some "NORMAL" people, like CF and SF, but all the others are like fricken chickens running around without a head. Only come here if you feel like chillen with the old saggy bags or learning how to knit sweaters. Fun place-I THINK NOT!

"Hey grandma. whats for dinner today? what are we goin to do in Egg harbor township before curfew?".."Shut up you asshole and sit down we're goin to eat lentils and green beans and you'll like it BI-ATCH!"

haha fun times in EHT...

by yo mama.... :) June 13, 2006

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003