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Ed Wood

Fucking a girl backwards while recieving complete satisfaction of being pile drived up the ass by a male gymnast who is probably gay.
Person 1: Wow that sex was great, how did you get in the back of my ass?
Person 2: It was Ed Wood.
by JKool12 November 16, 2011
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9/11'ed

The act of flying/driving something into a building/vehicle and killing people in the process.
Dude that drunk guy 9/11'ed my friend last night on the road......
by Doh Nuts 13 September 12, 2004
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Order 66'ed

The act of deviously getting someone to leave without telling them to actually leave.

Based loosely from the term in Star Wars Episode III.
She was getting on everybody's nerves, but I Order 66'ed her.
by Hammerdown77 January 20, 2011
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Ed Sheeran

A sexy beast. A talented young man. The ginger Jesus, all Hail Ed Sheeran.
Hail Ed Sheeran full of grace amen. A total babe. A red head who sexy! Wow. Hold uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp hes got a girlfrienddddddddddddddddd. Hessssssss dead to me
Sally:My password is fuckmed

Emma: wow

ed sheeran
by kjjnjjn May 22, 2018
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Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.
"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"
by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020
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Arm Of Ed Paradox

The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.
That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy
by The Archiver April 25, 2022
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Justin Bieber-ed

The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.

The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.

There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely September 3, 2017
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