by Kieren Berningham January 16, 2018
First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.
The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.
The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.
Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."
by Corbin Omega February 08, 2011
by caitlyn abercrombie December 15, 2011
The Bob Dylan is an extension of Docking in which two men stand opposite of each other naked with penises fully erect. One male must have a foreskin, the foreskin is placed over the other mans penis. A third male then joins in between the two males and plays both penises like a harmonica just like the legend Bob Dylan.
by Green_Eyez September 20, 2013
by The one and only Lily March 22, 2019
A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend
If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
Dylan is a good friend
Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
by Paiton17 February 12, 2018