docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004

sucker duckers

sneakers

I got new pants and a new shirt now all I need is a fresh pair of sucker duckers.

by Chemical Wally July 19, 2009

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

Triple Decker

A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).

When doing a Triple Decker your penises can touch inside the woman

by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

docker

To Give Aids To Anything with a pulse.

I dockered Some Bitch Last Night

by Crigga September 7, 2006

ducked out

Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.

Dude 1: I'm so ducked out right now.
Dude 2: Yeah I can tell you trying to pee in a pot and heat it up in the oven.

by Savage J October 26, 2007