Oh My Doff!

This is the extremely cute exclamation of Timothy Collins. He's 2 and can't pronounce his Gs or SHs properly so he says "Oh my doff" instead of "Oh my gosh".

You've been buttering a piece of toast and it slips from your hands on to the floor so you exclaim "Oh my doff!"

by P-Didz June 1, 2018

on something different

Usually a guy saying he's changed.

Mika: I ain't taking you back Corbyn
Corbyn: Girl I'm on something different!

by apersonisheretodefinestuff September 8, 2018

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

national make a goddamn difference day

May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.

I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol

by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019

the academy difference

Stupid shit done by your school, claimed by the school as necessary or a feature of the school.

John: So they assembled us in the auditorium and talked to us about sexting
Sam: That's the academy difference!

by jll123567 May 12, 2019

Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.

Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.

by *Screams in Lesbian* January 25, 2020

bro from a different walmart

Another way to describe a friend

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night

by computernerd2222 April 15, 2020