Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

duvet diving

The act of going under the covers to perform oral sex on your partner.

Alex is going to go duvet diving tonight!!

by anonymous November 23, 2023

tinder diving

most commonly referred to as dumpster diving on tinder

friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with

friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.

by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022

Penny Diving

The act in which one goes into a public fountain to steal pennies

“He made 42 cents penny diving last week”

by 1000Watts March 27, 2025