five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.

Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.

by rel422 November 22, 2011

Disco Demolition Night

July 12, 1979, Cominskey Park, Chicago

The night thousands of pissed-off, hard rock fans sent the biggest fuck-you in music history to every disco pussy in the world by basically rioting during a Tigers-White Sox baseball game.

Disco Demolition Night saved humanity from horrible music dominating the airwaves, but only until MTV got a hold of our classic hard rock and fucked over everyone.

by Bobby Cusack January 16, 2007

Disco Ball Sesh

a session of autoeroticism involving hanging from a chandelier whilst grasping to a disco ball

Damn where'd Alexandra go?

That sucia went to her room for a disco ball sesh!

by gettinjazzy November 5, 2010

disco nap

This is the sleep you get AFTER a weekend of hard partying. Take Monday (and sometimes Tuesday) off from work or school and recuperate.

I barely woke up from my disco nap to call in sick to work Monday morning.

by Lone Raver August 2, 2007

hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

Disco-looking hell

When there are a lot of flashing lights and colors all over some place

person A: Theres to many colors here
person B: ITS A DISCO-LOOKING HELL

by dvsgfbvnhnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 8, 2022

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023