pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

Aaron Mutha Fuckin Cronkrite

unable to be controlled and can communicate any distance without constraint and impervious to embarrassment .

they sure regret messing with Aaron Mutha Fuckin Cronkrite

by kronik right July 24, 2021

Chonies in a Crockpot

Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.

Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.

After dinner Christmas dinners.

Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.

by Bruce Dollastor December 31, 2021

The Bon Crock

A fruity booty.

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”

by Bon Soc February 7, 2022

Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".

Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!

by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023