Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

COOKIE POOCH

EATING TOO MANY COOKIES, PASTRIES, DESSERTS, ETC ETC...

TRUC ATE TOO MANY COOKIES THIS MONTH AND IS DEVELOPING A COOKIE POOCH.

GEORGE STRAIGHT UP HAS A COOKIE POOCH !!!!

AMBER'S COOKIE POOCH IS MAXED OUT AF !!!

by Koa Nani July 11, 2017

Cookie Nips

Having nipples that are the size of cookies, usually over 2 inches in diameter.

Did u see Moare Galigans Cookie Nips? Her picture is being texted all aroudn the school!

by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008

dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara December 28, 2008

Fortune Cookie

A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.

Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.

by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian January 5, 2011

Mushie Cookie

A homo-erotic game played by a group of males circle jerking onto a cookie. The object of the game is to cum/ejaculate the fastest or first. As the group cums/ejaculates onto the cookie the last person in the group to cum/ejaculate then has to eat the cum coverd cookie.

BON APATITE'!!!

Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...

Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.

Billy - Hey you guys wanna play mushie cookie?
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!

Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's

....7 mins later....

Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!

GOT MILK???

by G-white November 25, 2009