Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

Condoriano

Someone who is pretending to be part of something he is not.

You are one of us Condoriano.

by TheAmazingBabos August 9, 2022

Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.

Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!

by BulldogMan February 23, 2011

Condolatulations

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.

Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"

by Marrio13 September 2, 2011

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012