computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.

We played games in the school computer.

by ptsn March 2, 2023

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.

dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing

by bigmanchad May 18, 2023

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.

Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.

by YES69201234 November 1, 2023

computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed

computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!

by your local grocery store November 14, 2023

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023