Commercialographer

Someone who creates a commercial.

I need to hire a Commercialographer to make a commercial

by Insane Human May 12, 2018

Campers

A person who can can't play a cod or a shooting game right and only if needed should camp like for challenges. Mostly dumbasses who really can't do shit on the game and just camps and just, A wants to pis you off or, B wants to keep trying.

Those dumbass campers need to be a real man and stop standing there like a pussy

by Ilikdix January 19, 2019

comferdato

Someone who gambles a lot and loses a lot of money.

My husband is such a comferdato

by thedefineguyisepic January 24, 2019

commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.

While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.

by QuacksO February 27, 2019

Camper

A person, often in competitive online games, who lacks any sort of skill but makes up for it in abusive game mechanic usage, such as standing and watching you from two feet away, like a teacher at a middle school prom dance

I only lost because of that shitty camper

by Gee Wizz March 1, 2019

commercracy

control of the activity of buying and selling

Commerce is defined as "the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale" (Oxford Dictionary).

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-cracy is the "word-forming element forming nouns meaning "rule or government by," from French -cratie or directly from Medieval Latin -cratia, from Greek -kratia "power, might; rule, sway; power over; a power, authority," from kratos "strength," from PIE *kre-tes- "power, strength," (Online Etymology Dictionary)

Commercracy is not new but is not known well in common usage.

by Greg Blandford March 19, 2019

Chomper

An very fucking annoying character that your gonna rage to at some point. Its abilities are broken and make no fucking sense and overall should just be illegal. New players will often pick up on this character and think that it is amazing and then proceed to master every chomper and be unoriginal.

"Stupid Chomper, why do I even bother?" (Me)

by XxNoobSlayerxX69 July 23, 2019