Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

Coconut Brah

When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.

Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.

by Eatsov January 24, 2020

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.

"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."

by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021

cobon

To be Mardy, irritable, bad mood.

He's got the cobon him today.

by Micings McBeanington March 10, 2021

colonel ruffs

that dumb furry bitch that has a lot of rule 34 of him from the game brawl stars

i killed colonel ruffs.

by Dishwasherr_ May 10, 2021

coconutwatersucks

this person post strange content. they don’t seem very intelligent at first glance, not at second glance either, but if you look really closely you can see their peanut brain hiding inside of their head. anyways this mutual is very pattionate about what they like and is just a good person overall. they are active and love all of their mutuals.

wow! coconutwatersucks is gay asf.

by kusuof/k June 17, 2021