Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011

chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

by Viciovs January 7, 2014

Anal Clevage

Anal Clevage are a man's or woman's very large a bootiful butt cheeks

Man:" May I motorboat your anal Clevage?"
Lady:" Of course you can "

by Holtjt September 16, 2015

Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.

Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."

by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015

gash cleansing

To clean and purify the female vagina using sterilisation methods or magical techniques after a horde of unsanitary sexual encounters

"Mate she needs a good gash cleansing after that vicious gang bang"

by Theneckfromhell August 30, 2016

The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017