Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Christoffer

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.

- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.

by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020

Christophe Giacometti

The definition of sex appeal. An amazing Swiss ice skater with a hot and Sexy body.

Look at Christophe Giacometti! His triple axel was absolutely perfect! He's going to win this year's Grand Prix for sure!

by Levi-trash-number-one January 22, 2017

christobeer

someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers

man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...

by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010

Christoffer

Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.

Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj

by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020

christopherson

A cool dude who pretends that he is the best person ever and everyone believes him. Sometimes his inner nerd comes out and everyone thinks he is a weirdo.

That dude is such a Christopherson!

by carterman14 January 6, 2017

Choristopher

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022