Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019

Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.

Dont be Choke Norris.

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Choke

When u are referencing something or someone in any case

Person 1: Hey so I like this person but let’s reference him as 15
Person 2: ok so whenever we talk about him we say 15

Person 3(who is 15): hey guys

Both Person 1 and 2: CHOKE

by Helloworld112 July 9, 2018