ass cancer

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.

Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)

"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."

by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 9, 2009

Cancer sign

Bitch I'm a cancer and I don't cry that much yall just make us so dramatic

Leo/Libra: Oh you're a cancer sign
Me: Yea
Leo/Libra: So did you cry Today?
Me: No♥
OK MAYBE

by KokichiBiggestKinnie February 2, 2021

chanceability

The mix of the word chance and posibility. Means somthing that is likly to happen.

There is a high chanceability of me watching porn tomorrow.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Chance

nice, funny ,smart and sometimes mean and is loyal to his friends

boy 1 big head bitch chance i will beat your ass bastard

by Loving pussy March 15, 2017

Chance

Chance is one of the best guys you'll meet. He is fun and overall and an amazing and funny person that you would never forget. Chance usually gay or at least acts like it but that is okay we still love and stan Chance forever. If you know a chance keep him close and in your heart always for everyone knows having gay best friends is literally goals especially if his name is Chance.

Girl: OMG! do you see that guy over there he's really cute!

Me: Yeah, idiot that's my best friend Chance. And honey..he's gay so don't even try.

by hjonkhjonk2906 February 8, 2020

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013