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Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
by Generic Villain October 22, 2023
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purple cabbage

A black womans vagina lips. Hence the purple cabbage.
Hey man you got jungle fever?

-Na man I ain’t down with that purple cabbage.
by Libstar November 13, 2023
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Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.
Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!
by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023
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Cabbage-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.
"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.
So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!
by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023
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Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.
Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".
by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023
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cabbage collector

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!
by Gman357 December 16, 2022
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