lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

mud digger

One enjoys dining out in another person's asshole.

Jason is a mud digger. He ate that girl's asshole out for 20 minutes.

by King Randy January 6, 2011

mud packer

a mud packer is when 2 males engage in sexual intercourse
threw the anus. causing the shit to pack up in the anuses
causing constipation. in result causing both males to be mud packers

man i cant shit....eeewwww wat, your mud packer packed u!!!!

by janice4274 November 25, 2007

throw mud

Attempt to fart and accidentally expel fecal material; shart, poop,wet fart.

I tried to squeeze off a fart but was afraid I would throw mud.

by rolltide55 January 18, 2010

take a mud

(adj) The art of dropping a large turd anywhere possible.

Australian Slang.

1. Mate, my gut is starting to cane; I gotta go take a mud real bad.

2. "I took a good mud thismorning mate." "Nice"

by Talented Jimbo April 3, 2006

hot mud

dry powder plaster, usually sold as "setting-type compound"

Mixed with water for use, it releases heat in an exothermic reaction

We need three more bags of hot mud to fill the cracks

by professor wombat July 2, 2005

mud clam

A female's butthole.

She was on the rag and wouldn't give me her love hole, so I had turn her around and shove it in her mud clam.

by mroffensive February 14, 2008