Brandon

1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull

Man that guy sure is a Brandon

by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Brandon

A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned

Damn, that guy looks like a brandon

by Granted June 1, 2011

Let’s Go Brandon

A secret phrase homosexuals use to let others no they are ready to perform sexual acts

Let’s go Brandon in the bathroom.

by LGBlol November 27, 2021

Burondo

1: Japanese for "Blonde".

2: A word used as a compliment to women with nice hair.

3: A word I personally use to make fun of blondes with no one knowing.

1: (Asian guy speaking) Ha ha! Look at that dumb burondo obver there! Ha ha!

2: Guy one - That girl over there is a total burondo!
Guy two - *nods* True...I'd ask her out for a fancy dinner, maybe buy her flowers on the second date....See how it goes.
Guy one - Dude, how are you single?

3: That bitch isn't even a real burondo and she's dumb as holy hell...

by I am your sunconciousness. June 28, 2012

Brandon

A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK

Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!

by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 4, 2018

Pulling a Brandon

When a certain individual (usually male) gets hyped about something, makes false promises, and says he'll go through with it, but in the end does nothing at all.

Brandon wanted to make a youtube channel and said he had all of the ideas. He never told his friends any and claimed the channel was going nowhere. He was Pulling a Brandon while being Brandon.

by Lasagna743 February 13, 2017