newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021