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belltower bro 

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.
Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.
belltower bro by Jet595 December 28, 2010

Booze Bro 

A bro that you chill with for the sole reason that he consistently and reliably has alcohol with him.
"You know that George kid from down the hall? He's so damned annoying man-what were you doing hanging with him last night?"

"You're right, he's annoying as hell-but he's a great booze bro, so I put up with him"
Booze Bro by Jewbacca501 October 10, 2011
When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
Bro tax by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Daddy-Bro 

the opposite of sisom

A childs parent is both their brother and their father.

This word derives from the combination of two words brother and father. The second meaning of brother which is a male offspring having only one parent in common with another offspring. Dad which means 1. A male parent.

The mother of the offspring is also the mother of the son which makes the male parent both the brother and the father to the offspring. The brother and father (daddy-bro) is the offspring’s half-brother and father.
"In Incest families commonly found in the southern states of North America brothers of sisters are also found to be their fathers.

"My brodad thinks he is so cool that he likes to call himself Daddy-Bro!"
Daddy-Bro by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012

Bro Solid 

A favour that one bro does for another without expecting anything in return.
Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"

Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"

Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"

Guy 2: "No problem"

Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
Bro Solid by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
Abbreviation for "Eskimo Brother."
Guy 1: Hey Sko Bro!
Guy 2: how did You know?
Guy 1: we still talk sometimes.