Brain boof

When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.

Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.

I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!

Brain boof by BAMF613 October 22, 2018

HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) 

Half a boner for no apparent reason.

I was at my son's bris ceremony when I got a HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) and was asked to leave by the rabbi.

HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) by Richard Lewis III January 25, 2009

bungle boof 

When you take pretzel rods and put them on the outside of your butt and then you take a screwdriver and try to screw them in your hole while screaming bungle booF

When my parents were on their honeymoon I invited my friend over to do a bungle Boof with me

bungle boof by Da real dirty dan August 15, 2017

Shmaggle-Boof 

A freshman with a fucked up tooth. Baseball is not his strong suit. Still loves life, a little too much. Eats a ton of Candy. Gets laid every night of his life.

Watch out Shmaggle-Boof, your bout' to become Shmaggle-Beef

Shmaggle-Boof by bigswingindick25 March 27, 2019

double boof 

when someone puts something up their ass (boof) that u can smoke, and another person smokes it (boof) while it is up the first persons asshole

did u see sophia and anna double boof that fat j? damn they crazy

double boof by annie cowbell September 16, 2019

infinity boof 

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."

James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.

infinity boof by Mkd222 December 3, 2020

jonx boof 

when you goofed up so bad that you jynxed yourself to the point of stupid humiliation; a really stupid way to mess up that led to you being rightfully jynx because of how dumb you were

Jon was so sure he had won that game that he was celebrating his victory even after he actually loss. He jonx boofed himself so hard he didn't even realize it.

jonx boof by anonymous December 15, 2020