Boof

A fake vagina, niggas in prison make this out of a towel, rubber gloves and Vaseline. To Make themselves bust a nut.

Aye who wanna use this boof next
That nigga was over there making a fuckin boof for himself tonight

by DADDYD211 May 29, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

boof

after a long night of binge-drinking with your fellow homies, you'll often feel as though you have to boof.

Guy: Did you see that girl last night? She was so fucked up.

Girl: Yeah she went home and boofed everywhere.

by ballsy.ari October 30, 2017

Boofed

When something or someone is dull-witted or "unfuckwitable"

If you dont think something is cool

If an action is stupid

Christian: AY, Camden, jump down those stairs
Camden: Nah bro that shits boofed!

by cfreeeee December 1, 2018

boofing

Passing gas

Brah, RBG fell asleep on the bench today during that eminent domain case, and she was boofing the entire time!

by dahGOAT October 11, 2018

Boof

A portmanteau of the words "buff" and "oof." Mainly used as a nickname for the buff Roblox noob.

Look at that person's avatar, dressed like a Boof!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Boof

to stick a drug or any illicit substance up your butt

"Whatever you do, don't try freebasing it..."
"free-what?"
"and never, ever inject it..."
"and how would we even..."
"and don't even think about boofing it, you little perverts!"
"Boof?"
"You know...when you stick it up your ar-"

by johnzilla1126 November 22, 2024