going boob

A term used to describe the act of one looking blankly at something as if they are about to have a seizure. Staring in a daze, so deep in thought that he or she does not realize what he or she is staring at.

named so because one who is going boob often has a look on his or her face that looks as if he or she is watching TV, or the "BOOB tube"

"Dude, Sally is totally going boob right now. She looks so dumBUH."

Alex: "Sally, look, Kevin is totally staring at your ass right now."

Sally: "Kevin what the H, man?!"
Kevin: "Oh my bad, I must have been going boob."
Jacob: "I was staring."

by 5N hooligan October 20, 2011

Boob Pocket

The space between a boob and a bra where items may be stored.

Silvana, please put this credit card in your boob pocket.

by Arlion April 20, 2016

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

boob smash

Noun (athletic slang): a wrestling technique in which an aggressor female thrusts her torso against the torso of her combatant, the object being to upset the balance of the combatant and thereby obtain confrontational advantage.

In the now-famous "Miller Lite Catfight" TV commercial, Tonya Ballinger uses the boob smash against her erstwhile opponent, Kitana Baker, in the cement mixing tray.

by speedog July 10, 2010

BOOB JAM

When a male motorcyclist hits the brakes harder or more frequently than he should in order to have his female passenger thrust her womanhood into his back. Otherwise known as a cheap thrill.

The perv motorcycle rider frequently braked harder than normal in order to have get a Boob Jam from his big breasted passenger.

by Jamin-mon August 5, 2008

boob sweat

Worse than the ordinary sweat for the female; face, stomach and armpits. Causes your bra to become completely soaked and a pool of sweat to settle right in the middle of your chest.

Sasha: It's so hot outside!
Kim: I know, I've got major boob sweat.

by BoobSweatSucks November 17, 2009

Boob Carwash

When a lady or gentleman places their face in between the cleavage of a preferably large breasted woman. The breasts are shimmied back an forth, creating a soft and pleasant agitation of boob on the face.

"I received a boob carwash last night, now I can die happy."

by Rachel422 June 11, 2006