Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.
by England Undead1 July 12, 2019

*Adam answers with the worst answer possible to the teacher’s question*
Trevor Mocks at Adam “holy shit Bobby”
Trevor Mocks at Adam “holy shit Bobby”
by Mentally retarded April 25, 2021

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

by worldsaver February 11, 2025

Bobby is the sort of person to just attract so much minge it’s unbelievable, some people say he may even get to much, he is a nice human being and will go out of his way to help anyone and even put him self at risk for them.
by Wisicjnejauxudb November 22, 2021

A massive simp that will never know love and is likely to become a nonce when older as a result. Thirsts for a cringey first year that doesn't like him and changes his entire personality in an attempt to be compatible with them. By far the cringiest person you will ever meet. Shoot on sight.
by Better than bobby in every way April 20, 2021
