Bloody two by four

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.

Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.

by ..............................,... October 24, 2007

bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.

I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.

by Mr. James westphal November 25, 2007

My Bloody Valentine

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.

I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.

by crustis September 5, 2006

bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

bloody rose

when a girl is on her period and she still has a tamp in and you remove it with your teeth before having sex with her

i only gave a girl a bloody rose once.
that shit stained my teeth.

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

Bloody Saxophone

When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.

Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.

by Trivia Josh October 22, 2010

Bloody Valentine

A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.

Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.

by Stupid face June 17, 2021