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win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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Pulled a Barger

When you make plans to go see Huey Louis and the news or go backpacking and the guy cancels a day before for something entirely pointless. Essentially blue balling the planner and bailing on plans.
Hey man! Wanna go see a movie next week? Sure! *cancels an hour before* "Sorry man I gotta go windex Lightbulbs." This dude just pulled a barger on me
by This Dude in Blue April 14, 2020
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Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.
Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.
by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021
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B&M Bargins

A Pleb Store for Pesants/Plebs and foreigners

DO NOT SHOP HERE
The Pleb shops at B&M Bargins
by Arsefucker3000 November 22, 2021
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glargle flarg barg

A type of alien saying derived from Rick and Morty's garblovians.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what's up?
Guy 2: Glargle flarg barg!
by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023
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I love a bargain but I won’t do it

Buying something
by Xadana November 30, 2023
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screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.
After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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