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Beer Monkey

Adj. A phrase which describes the post hangover feeling of foreboding and doom accompanied often by an inability to attain restful sleep despite severe fatigue.
Dude I had the worst beer monkeys ever last night, they rode me all night long!
by Hego1983 January 20, 2009
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Beer Baby

The unfinished beers found the morning after a party, usually containing anywhere from two full sips of beer to a nearly full beer can. Beer babies usually result from beers turning warm because they aren't drunken quick enough, or one sets their beer down and is unable to find it when they go to pick it back up.

Due to the high cost of beer, beer babies are highly frowned upon.
Nick: Dude, I was so drunk last night. I literally had 27 beers. I'm such a tank.
Kevin: Yeah, okay. That's plausible. I bet 23 of those beers were beer babies. We all know you start yackin' after 7 beers. Pussy.

Nick: I guess, I am prone to laying down a beer baby here and there
by 7Raulphie June 21, 2011
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play it by beer

to play it by ear, but when alcohol will obviously be involved in the future.
admitting alcohol makes plans less concrete.
hey todd, what should we do saturday morning?
well, skyler's party is friday night, LETS PLAY IT BY BEER.
by deezo June 24, 2005
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beer bitchin'

when your at the bar and your friend who has recently been dumped is complaining then suddenly notes how crappy the beer is then continues to complain about how he got dumped.
"I've gave her everything and this is what that ***** does for me!(takes long swig of beer)**** this beer sucks!Not only that she did it by e-mail how weak is that!" said jeff. "quit your beer bitchin'!" I replied.
by Homgen4 October 29, 2006
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Beer snob

A rare type of person who drinks beer for other reasons than taste and or inebriation.

Due to the lower cost of beer, there are less of them than wine snobs.

In the age of craft beer, this term is being used in temporary English.
Beer snob: You don't like X type of beer? You are not a true beer lover!
Beer lover: Let me enjoy the beer I enjoy?
by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017
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Free Beer

Free beer, free beer,
it's my favorite brand!
If I didn't have to buy it,
it's the best beer in the land!
WARM! FLAT! FUZZY!
It don't matter to me!
The best beer in this whole world,
is the one you buy for me!
It's a song. Sing it when you get free beer.
by Cloverdale 8 April 24, 2009
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root beer

The best soft drink on Earth - my vote is for Barq's root beer. The the 50's and 60's it was A&W for me, but it hasn't been the same since the 70's.
by Curt July 20, 2004
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