Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020

soak your beans

When someone wants you to chill out or relax.

yo drake, ur grandma told me to tell you to soak your beans because u actin crazy.

by samuwall July 28, 2021

barrel of beans

A large amount (at least an ounce) of the magic mushrooms, could also be classed as a barrel of niceness/knowledge.

A barrel of beans is all you need to see some things so great, a barrel of beans is all you need to help your mind escape, with my barrel of beans!

by TheBeanMaster November 22, 2021

Who stole my beans

it was me hahahhhahahahaah

person 1: who stole my beans?
Person 2: it was me

by ilovedigbicks23234 May 9, 2022

kentucky fried beans

beans that was made by Kfc that was a meme in the late 200s and still is today, it is known as Kfb. It is actually just beans in a tube of fried chicken. the beans originated in the 70's and still might be open for buisness in some locations.

" yo she made some KeNtUcKy FrIeD bEaNs, what the f-"

by MayorClown June 8, 2022

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022