Pick your battles

When you choose not to use your energy in a worthless argument or conversation and you save it for a better chance
You really need to pick your battles because he a fool and he wont listen to you of you try and talk to him
by Blye November 28, 2018
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Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!
by boogerh7 November 21, 2010
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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The Battle for Spillway

The single largest snowball fight in the history of Mukwonago. Taking place during the track season of 2006, the Battle for Spillway invlolved over 50 hardened snow warrors, and ended in the massive defeat of the Mukwonago sprinting team by the Superior tactics and hard-grit of the Long Distance team.
by John Wolfman 42 August 31, 2006
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Europa: The Last Battle

Europa: The Last Battle, stands to be the single biggest load of BS that neo-Nazis still wish to present as factual. Entirely made up of assumptions, oversimplifications and an extreme series of mental gymnastics in order to make the viewer believe this load of crap. Europa sits atop a pyramid of stupidity, with its director at the top, and it’s mindless believers underneath, so incapable of critical thinking and an ability to reason, and research, that they genuinely believe this to be fact over years of eye witness testimony, admittance by the perpetrators and an abundance of historical documents proving the exact opposite this movie wishes to present. In short, if you watch this, you are spineless, scum, and probably an incel in your mom’s basement.
Europa: The Last Battle? You must be an imbecile if you watch that crap.
by IPostFacts January 25, 2023
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Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite, Commonly known as “Fortnite Battle Royale”, is a Battle Royale Game where you jump out of a blue party bus with 100 other people and fight to the death. Seriously.

It is a game also notoriously known for its dogshit community which is probably the only goddamn valid excuse to go full monkey mode over somebody who literally fucking mentioned it. It gives a bit of extra charm to the shooter genre and the characters have personality (only a small amount but a bit goes a long way.)

Play it if you want, don’t play it if you don’t, I’m not here to judge, but Barbatos help you if you go out of your way to hate somebody’s guts just because they mentioned it.
Mary: Not many people don’t like me that much, probably because I play Fortnite Battle Royale.

Jim:That’s Perfectly fine. Play what you want!
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battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"
by anonimisty April 19, 2004
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