Basic Bitches

Mostly female or very androgyn males, that repeatedly use Emojis or Emoticons and/or the word "Lanski".

Sagst gerade duu meine Lanski (andere Basic Bitches)

by Lanskislayer February 24, 2018

Basic white girl

A white girl who has multiple streaks, worked at hot topic at one point in her life, and pronounces water as ‘Wood-er’ because she thinks she’s hood

“Gosh, Gianna is such a basic white girl!”

by Contentcow February 28, 2018

basic

A very shallow and superficial person usually found with a cup of Starbucks.

Wow she is a real basic bitch.

by Thot banisher May 16, 2018

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

banoch

1. Cock
2. Shit

1. Person #1 "Hey Fred do you want to go to the gay bar tonight?" Person #2 "No way man that sucks the big banoch"

2. "I just dropped a huge banoch in the toilet"

by Benwillis June 8, 2018

Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.

Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.

by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 18, 2018

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018