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Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
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Bakerology

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.
"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out
by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022
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Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.
Hey Mr.Baker”
What year is it?”
by goofgooflaugh October 29, 2022
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Bakey

Green eyes is a bakey yute.
by green.eyes November 27, 2022
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Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady
He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!
by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023
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Bakering

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.
He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.
by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023
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Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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