bacon dodger

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?

"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"

by Taff Roberts September 8, 2008

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Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

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Bacon warrior

fights for the white man against the evil that is islam

paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

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gay bacon

when a cop gets burned alive while getting violently fucked in the ass hole.

woah that pig became gay bacon!

by splean September 30, 2020

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make bacon

have sex. this term is not exclusive to pigs.

i always like to make bacon before cooking breakfast

by baconator4 August 9, 2009

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Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010

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